Spend a fortune, gain a fortune

Millionheir is based on the hit '80's musical "Brewster's Million's" where Monty Brewster has to spend $30 million dollars in thirty days in order to get his real fortune $300 million. However he must have nothing to show for it but must account for every cent.  
The musical follows the film very closely and keeps the comedy feel to it.  

The fun's on me
the drink's on me
the foods on me
the rides on me
the rooms on me
the bills on me
the calls on me
the bets on me
the wines on me
the funs on me
hell, everything tonight is free,
tonight's on me.